Six days to go until we get to open
presents people! I know I am sure as hell hoping for a stocking
loaded with money. Well enough about me and what I want for
Christmas, lets get to the goodies with today's Shoofly.
And now for another letter to Santa.
Dear Santa,
I'm just going to cut right to the
chase. I have been very bad this year, I know that. I have been in
fights, I have taken money from my brother, and switched my sisters
birth control pills with tic tacs. I shaved the cat, and I put gay
porn in my dads briefcase among other things. So I know that I am not
going to get anything this year. I am just writing this to tell you
that I loved every minute of it, and I will continue to do it. See I
figured something out fat boy, I don't need you anymore, I have
parents that will buy me things to try and keep me from going too
far. So you can take that lump of coal you got for me and stick it up
your ass. Bite me you fat sack of crap.
- Billy "The Bad Boy"
Well that is one kid that makes me wish
I was shooting blanks. Thanks for stopping by folks, I will catch you
tomorrow for more of what I got, and what you want .... Shoofly.
-DVid
