Hola! And a happy Sunday to you fine
folks. Today is the eve to Christmas eve. And that means we are doing
our last Christmas pinup. Although I guess you could say that this
one here is not so much a Christmas themed one as it is a winter
themed one. But either way, I liked the way this turned out and
thought it would make a fine little pinup for today.
Well I guess it is time for the last
letter to Santa.
Dear Santa,
Hello there you chubby bastard. In case
you don't remember me, I was the kid that kicked that mall Santa in
the nuts after dropping his pants. You thought I was a bad boy for
doing that, as I received a lump of coal that Christmas with a note
telling me where I could stick it. Well I just wanted to let you know
that this year I was just as bad, as I am sure you already know. But
this year I will be up waiting for you, so I can take your advice on
that lump of coal, but I will be sticking it up your furry butt. Then
I plan to cook me up some reindeer steaks as you scream from the pain
of passing that kidney stone you fat bastard. See you soon Santa.
-Greg
Well that is one terrible little pain
in the ass. But I have to admit, it would be funny to see that
happen. Well that is it for today, check back tomorrow for my
Christmas Eve special, until then, I am off to find me an elf hat
that says "Gandolfs little helper"
-DVid
