Here is a nice little pinup that became a Not @ All comic. Why is it a Not @ All? Well because his butt crack is hanging out there. And because, like the title says, it is not at all what you think it is. See that was the original point of Not @ All, that it could be what ever the hell I want it to be, pinups, one panel comics, comics with alot of panels, or even just a stupid sketch. It's what I feel it is, and that is what I want to bring it back to.

Now tomorrow I may or may not have any art for you, it all depends on how quick I can get something up. But either way, I will have a blog that will discuss what my future plans are for this little piece of the internet that I call home. If you are a fan and are interested, I would check it out, but then again I like me :-)

-DVid

A Merry Christmas Eve to you all out there in the internet land. This was a tough one to do today, as I have recently rented a new game that I wanted to try out before I decided to go out and buy, and the game has slowly but surely taken over my life. But I made sure to make time to do some drawing, and update this ol home of the characters of Shoofly. I also have a little poem that I would like to share with you all here today, just a little something that I jotted down for the Christmas season. A quick side note about tomorrow. See with tomorrow being Christmas and all, and me having some major trouble coming up with something cool for a Christmas comic, I drew up something that does not really tie into this story. But I still want to try and do one that does tie in. So I am going to try my hardest to come up with something extra for everyone, but if not I do have some goodies for Christmas.

And now let us end with a little Christmas Eve poem that I put down on paper for you.

Upon this wonderful night,
one is to believe,
that magic does exist,
here on Christmas eve,
For it is this night of all,
when you'll hear bells that jingle,
as fast he approaches,
him, Kris Kringle,
A man of such girth and wonder,
who will holler out ho's,
while the children slumber,
He will slide down the chimney,
a sack full of goodies,
only to stop,
for some milk and cookies.

Alright then folks, that will do it for today, check back again tomorrow for the Christmas special, and to all a wonderful night.

-DVid

Hola! And a happy Sunday to you fine folks. Today is the eve to Christmas eve. And that means we are doing our last Christmas pinup. Although I guess you could say that this one here is not so much a Christmas themed one as it is a winter themed one. But either way, I liked the way this turned out and thought it would make a fine little pinup for today.

Well I guess it is time for the last letter to Santa.

Dear Santa,

Hello there you chubby bastard. In case you don't remember me, I was the kid that kicked that mall Santa in the nuts after dropping his pants. You thought I was a bad boy for doing that, as I received a lump of coal that Christmas with a note telling me where I could stick it. Well I just wanted to let you know that this year I was just as bad, as I am sure you already know. But this year I will be up waiting for you, so I can take your advice on that lump of coal, but I will be sticking it up your furry butt. Then I plan to cook me up some reindeer steaks as you scream from the pain of passing that kidney stone you fat bastard. See you soon Santa.

-Greg

Well that is one terrible little pain in the ass. But I have to admit, it would be funny to see that happen. Well that is it for today, check back tomorrow for my Christmas Eve special, until then, I am off to find me an elf hat that says "Gandolfs little helper"

-DVid

Six days to go until we get to open presents people! I know I am sure as hell hoping for a stocking loaded with money. Well enough about me and what I want for Christmas, lets get to the goodies with today's Shoofly.

 

And now for another letter to Santa.

Dear Santa,

I'm just going to cut right to the chase. I have been very bad this year, I know that. I have been in fights, I have taken money from my brother, and switched my sisters birth control pills with tic tacs. I shaved the cat, and I put gay porn in my dads briefcase among other things. So I know that I am not going to get anything this year. I am just writing this to tell you that I loved every minute of it, and I will continue to do it. See I figured something out fat boy, I don't need you anymore, I have parents that will buy me things to try and keep me from going too far. So you can take that lump of coal you got for me and stick it up your ass. Bite me you fat sack of crap.

- Billy "The Bad Boy"

Well that is one kid that makes me wish I was shooting blanks. Thanks for stopping by folks, I will catch you tomorrow for more of what I got, and what you want .... Shoofly.

-DVid

And we are now at seven days and counting until the big day. It is really coming up on us fast, and I am damn sure not ready. Still have plenty of presents that still need to be wrapped, as well as a few handmade items that need to be finished. What can I say, I am a procrastinator. Well enough about my failure at the holidays, lets get in on some Shoofly.

Ok, lets take a peek at another Christmas letter to ol' Saint Nick.

Dear Santa,

Hello there big guy, I am hoping that I will have lots of presents under the Christmas tree this year. But what I would really like to have this year is a new baby brother. And I know I know, you will just tell me to talk to my mom and dad, but the thing is, my dad is always away on business, and my mom just locks herself away in her room. The odd thing is that is sounds like she is shaving in there as it sounds like my dads razor. Often times she comes out of there tired and complaining about my dad. This is where you come in. See I have heard the song, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, and know that you have a reputation for this. I was hoping that if I lit some candles, left out some wine, and and put on a Barry White CD, like what my parents used to do, you could put a baby in my momma like my daddy did. Anyways, thank you in advance for taking this into consideration. And also give my thanks to Mrs. Claus for pimping you out, as my friends older brother likes to say.

-Joel

And on that note, I think its best we part ways for today. Thanks one and all for dropping by and I hope to see you all again tomorrow for more of this holiday week here with Shoofly.

-DVid

As much fun as Sunday is, it is also a bit of a sad day, as it means the end of the weekend. So I will keep this brief today so as not to cut into you weekend too much. I got a new Christmas themed pinup for you guys.

This one kind of reminds me of my cat, it is something he would have done back in the day. I even thought about designing the cat to look my old cat, but instead thought it better to just go classic gray, and save my cat for something else I have in mind in the future.

Ok gang, I'll let you get back to your Sunday, watch some football, meet some friends for lunch, or just go and and play. Either way have fun and remember to come back again tomorrow for some new Shoofly.

-DVid

Welcome to Not @ All Saturdays fans and fanettes!!! On this, your weekend of fun, I am grateful that you are stopping by to check out a brand new Christmas themed Not @ All comic.

This is yet another comic that was once again a Christmas card for a friend. I am unsure as to if he still has it or not. I have done a few hand drawn Christmas cards over the years, for one reason I am very cheap, and the other being that it seemed like a good idea at the time.

A quick note for you guys. I have put up a Facebook page for those of you who like Facebook. Go ahead and go on over and like the page. There may even be some exclusive content on there from time to time.

Ok gang, I think we are done for the day, so I will let you all go ahead and get back to your day. Go have some fun and enjoy the weekend before it ends.

-DVid

What's up fans and fanettes!!! It is Saturday, and that means we get a new Not @ All cartoon to go with this wonder day of no work for some of you out there. Today's cartoon is one that I have had for a long time, I even made it as a home made Christmas card from someone one year, and ten bucks says they aint got it no more. Well here it is folks, enjoy.

I hope you all got a kick out of that one. Now lets dip in the mail bag and see what we got for today.

Dear DVid,

I love your art, its cute, like you. If you are every in

 the market for a single woman who loves artists 

let me know as I would most interested in meeting you .... ;-).

-Greta

Well gosh Greta, thank you for the wonder comments and that cute little winky face. I very much appreciate the offer, and if I am ever in the need of a single woman I will let you know. But right now I am committed to two things that take up alot of my time, one being my art, and the other being a certain someone who I hope does not hit me for answering this letter.

All right gang, I said early this week that I was working on setting up a shop for you all to buy merchandise with my art on it. Well the good news is that I got it up, the bad news is that there is not alot of time before Christmas, so hurry up and do some ordering. Right now there are only a few images on there, I will add some new designs in the future, as well as subtract a few here and there if they are not selling that well.

Ok then people, it is time to call it a day, and I thank you all for stopping by. Check back tomorrow for a little pinup and maybe something else kind of special.

-DVid

Alright gang, I see that you are all here for another comic, and you are in luck as I have a new Shoofly comic for you all, enjoy.

And now I have a couple of things today for you, one being a fan letter, which we will get to now.

Dear DVid,

What inspires you to create the things that you do?

-Mark

Well Mark, I like the bluntness of you letter, just right to the point. I have stated in the past that I am a comic book fan, so comic really inspired me to want to draw. I also grew up on a steady diet of cartoons, sitcoms, movies, and pro wrestling. I like comic strips a little when I was a kid, but did not really get into them until I got older. To name just a few of the stand outs, I loved the Young Justice comic, Fantastic Four, Spider-Man. All of Joss Whedons TV shows, any comic book related TV show or cartoon, Simpsons, King of the Hill. And that is just to name a few things.

Well as for the other thing, I am giving you a special quick little sketch that I did for you guys.

Before we go, I would just like to point out that I know that the current story going on with Shoofly may not seem like it has a holiday theme, but it does take place during December, so that kind of counts. Ok gang, that's going to do it for today, I'll see you all back here again tomorrow, until then, happy holiday shopping.

-DVid