I could not think of a good caption for this comic, I mean the picture pretty much says all that needs to be said. Snakes 4 Tots is a bad idea. A bad idea that I think would make us all laugh until we had to clean up the pile of dead children and fat snakes.

-DVid

I once gave this joke away as a Christmas card to a woman I worked with. I thought for sure I already put it up, but when I looked I didn't see it. And since I have been having a mental block on jokes, it seemed like the perfect time to whip this one out.

-DVid

What's up fans and fanettes!!! It is Saturday, and that means we get a new Not @ All cartoon to go with this wonder day of no work for some of you out there. Today's cartoon is one that I have had for a long time, I even made it as a home made Christmas card from someone one year, and ten bucks says they aint got it no more. Well here it is folks, enjoy.

I hope you all got a kick out of that one. Now lets dip in the mail bag and see what we got for today.

Dear DVid,

I love your art, its cute, like you. If you are every in

 the market for a single woman who loves artists 

let me know as I would most interested in meeting you .... ;-).

-Greta

Well gosh Greta, thank you for the wonder comments and that cute little winky face. I very much appreciate the offer, and if I am ever in the need of a single woman I will let you know. But right now I am committed to two things that take up alot of my time, one being my art, and the other being a certain someone who I hope does not hit me for answering this letter.

All right gang, I said early this week that I was working on setting up a shop for you all to buy merchandise with my art on it. Well the good news is that I got it up, the bad news is that there is not alot of time before Christmas, so hurry up and do some ordering. Right now there are only a few images on there, I will add some new designs in the future, as well as subtract a few here and there if they are not selling that well.

Ok then people, it is time to call it a day, and I thank you all for stopping by. Check back tomorrow for a little pinup and maybe something else kind of special.

-DVid

In the midst of a really good dream, you awake and find yourself in a state of panic. Your heart is racing like a horse at the track. Your body shakes, your in a cold sweat, and then you realize that it is Friday, and you did not infact, miss the newest cartoon from Not @ All.

Happy Friday to you all, and thanks for stopping buy and checking in. Today's cartoon is a silly little idea that popped in my head when I was trying to work out ideas for Halloween themed toons. Something just said, what if the candy finally had enough and said it was their turn to start coming after us. A good horror movie, this would not make, but a good little joke, yeah it kind of works here. Obviously there was some inspiration from the massive amount of zombie movies out there, as the thought of candy eating human beings is alot like zombie eating human flesh.

Well we are going to cut this one a little short today, as I have much more cartoons to work on and many more ideas to explore. So have a wonderful weekend all, and don't forget to stop back our way on Monday and see the newest cartoon. Take care folks and keeping spreading the good word.

-DVid

Rising from the weekend like zombies from the grave, comes the dreaded Monday. It claws its way up to meet you with a new Halloween themed Not @ All cartoon.

I know I already did vampires, but this joke seemed kind of funny to me, and it also seems to capture the way kids are now. So I went ahead and did it anyways. I cant really think of much to write about vampires right now, I already went over how much I am not a fan of the sparkly twilight vamps, and how I have had trouble reading the Dracula novel. The only thing I can add to all of my thoughts on vampires is this. Of all the vampire movies that I have seen, the one that always seems to call me back to it again and again, not including the classics, is Let Me In. Now I have not seen the original movie, Let The Right One In, mainly because I liked the remake so much that I thought it was better not to see the original. See the only reason I saw the movie in the first place is because I am really into the actress who plays the little girl, Chloe Moretz, and not in a sick and perverted kind of way. I just really like her acting and the roles she chooses. So I watched the movie, and loved it, loved the characters and everything about it. When I found out it was based on a book and there was another movie out there, I was all kinds of excited. But when I read the description of what the movie and book were, well it was not what I like about the movie I saw. There was one major thing that did not work for me, but I will not say it here in case anyone has interest in seeing or reading it. But still, Let Me In has so far become my favorite vampire movie. Now what does this have to do with Dracula and some bad ass kids willing to beat him up for candy? Well... nothing I guess.

So that's going to do it for today my fine friendly fans, as always, it was a blast trying to entertain you with my cartoons, and thank you so much for stopping by to see them. Remember to check back on Wednesday for your middle of the week joke, as we are starting to get closer to the day of the month, Halloween.

-DVid

Hey hey folks! Here it is Wednesday and here we are with another, if not some what late, Not @ All cartoon. This one is late coming up because of some last minute touches, and a bad case of over sleeping do to mild illness. But I promised I would get these up here for the the four of you to read, boy I hope that is joke and there are more of you, and I intend to keep that promise. Today's cartoon had now caption to it for two reasons, one is I could not think of anything funny to write here, and two it seemed to be funnier without a caption. Also as far as the art itself goes, this is one of my favs.

Now today's dedication goes out to all of my female friends, even the one's who have already gotten a dedication. You ladies have to put up with a lot of crap in your lives from time to time, and sometimes that crap my come from me. So I just wanted to say thanks for putting up with it, and thanks for being so strong. Also thanks to most of you for not hitting me or leaving me in a store to walk home, even though I know alot of you probably really wanted to.

Now that is going to do it for today my awesome fans. Now a dose of bad news, do to circumstances beyond my control, there will be now Friday edition of Not @ All. But there is some good news, a sort of light at the end of this little dark tunnel. To make up for no Friday, there will be a special Saturday and Sunday edition that you all can look forward to. So I hope that will make you some what happy. Well until this weekend I want you all to be good.

-DVid

Holy moly fans and fannettes! You all know what day it is? Uh... no it's Wednesday, but a good guess anyways. That is what happens when your main fan base is stoners and mental patients. Now I don't know about you, but today feels like a wonderful day for a cartoon. I know I am ready to toss one up here on this blog, but the question is are you ready to see one? Well I am going to hope you all said yes, because if not I am going to feel mighty silly putting one up then. Today's toon is not so much a joke as it is just a funny looking drawing with a kid and a his pet cat. I will explain in more detail why I chose this particular toon in my dedication. But first some news and thoughts for you. So I have been messing around with a story in which one such as yourself could by nifty DVid merchandise of some kind. When I have all the bugs worked out I will put it up and then you can see what you think of it. Also there will be some more new experimental things coming your way in the near future, some of them may be in art form and some may not. I will keep you all posted when the time gets closer to both of these wonderful things, well maybe not you two in the back who have been making fart noises and snickering during this whole thing.

And now for the dedication of the day. Today's toon is dedicated to the memory of the man who helped inspire me to want to do cartoons... Chuck Jones! This whole toon was the result of me reading and admiring one of the man's wonderful books about his life in animation. You may notice the cat there, yes that one, bares a striking resemblance to the one and only Sylvester (the cat not the actor). On a side note, the cat also bares a some what resemblance to my once best and only pet Tabby, yes I know it is a lazy name but I loved it anyways. So I guess you could say this might be a double dedication, to Mr. Jones, and Mr. Tabby. Both are no longer with us, both had great impacts on my simple life, and both are sadly missed to this day.

And on that note, I will leave you to wonder why you are compelled to comeback and enjoy my odd sense of humor and even odder sense of art. See you all bright and early on Friday for the end of the week toon. Take care, be fair, and remember to share.

-DVid