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Sorry folks, the two or three of you that follow me out there. But I am on a hiatus of sorts. See I have been working on something for someone, and it may end up paying the bills. You add that to all out of the other stuff that is in my current work load, and well I just cannot keep up on Not @ All. So it has been fun, but I guess it is time to call it quits. If there are any new readers who do not know me personally and want to know what I am going to be up to hit the email me button and I'll let you know whats going on and where you can find my new comics and other art. Thanks for putting up with me.


-DVid

I'm not sure if today's is a joke or not. It started out as a really funny idea but when I was working on it at three in the morning I think the funny parts were forgotten and I just ended up drawing Godzilla standing between two buildings. But luckily I like to draw Godzilla, even if I'm not that good at it, and luckily not alot of people are really following this blog.

-DVid

So I have been watching alot of giant monster movies as of late (no real surprise there huh?) and because of that, we might be seeing some comics that deal with alot of giant monsters. Like for example today's comic, which just right down there.

Next week I have more where this has come from, but not with the giant chicken of course. I will have more giant monsters in stupid and weird situations. So I hope have enjoyed this, and I hope you are going to enjoy the rest of them. If not then we are going to be in for a loooooooooong summer folks.

-DVid

Sorry, no cartoon today guys. I was cleaning up my "work area" and I seem to have lost my art pad. So I am forced to put up an old drawing I did, and hopefully did not already post. So now Im gonna go see if I can find my art pad so I can get back to work.


-DVid

This joke may seem a little childish, but then I think childish is what I do best.

-DVid

Howdy folks, today's cartoon is a quick one, still think its funny. Had to whip one out real quick today because there is alot of things going on around my neck of the woods.



-DVid

Hey there folks, its DVid here again with another Wednesday cartoon. This one is based on a drawing I did for facebook awhile ago. It has also become an inside joke with me and my girlfriend. So I thought I would draw it up like a comic and present it to you, Enjoy.

-DVid

Hey there folks, so today's comic is pretty much the story of my life when it comes to spiders. Those creepy crawlies are one of the few things on the planet that can make me scream like a little girl. I don't know why I am so freaked out by them, but I am.

-DVid

Hooray!!!! Google has finally let me post the joke, sure it is a couple of days late, but like the old man said to his wife .... it's finally up. So I did this one because it was starting to get pretty damn hot around my house and it felt like summer was here. But right now as I post this, it has cooled down a bit. If only the crap in the air that causes my allergies would go away as well.

-DVid

Blogger is not letting me post my comic today..... some kind of problem I guess. So I will keep trying and hopefully get it up some time either today or this week.

-DVid

Here is this weeks cartoon. It looks like it is trouble in paradise for Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man.

This is how I often find myself feeling as of late. Why does food have to taste so good? But more importantly why does the bad stuff have to taste so good? All the healthy and good for you things are either too expensive, or taste like the ass end of a worm.


-DVid

Alright so I know that it's Monday and there is no new comic up. I would say that is my bad and that I was a being a lazy artist, but there is another reason. I am up to my eye balls in personal stuff that is making it too hard to maintain a five day a week web comic. Now I don't want to bore you with the details of my life, but I had originally planned to put the web comic on temporarily hiatus. However, my love of drawing and wanting to not stop doing something that I have loved doing, made me rethink this whole idea. So what I am going to do is slow down on the comics, and for the time being I will be making one post a week, on Wednesday. That way I can keep going instead of quitting. But once things go back to normal I will be trying to get back to a regular schedule again, and posting more often. So thanks to the few of you out there who are supporting my dream checking in on my progress.

-DVid

I just love this, since I am a comic fan I love to draw anything with superheroes. And I like the idea of the Man of Steel clogging up a public toilet with a dump of steel. Immature I know, but still it makes me laugh, and as if late that is the only person I care about making laugh.

-DVid

Ok, I really have no clue where this came from, but I sure like the way it turned out. The guys head is a little odd looking, but still I liked what this all looked like. On a side note, I hate to go fishing, every time I go something bad either happens to me or almost happens to me. Last time I went I damn near pierced my ear with the hook. If I want to go fishing I will go to the store and let the little bugger hop into the wrapping.

-DVid

Ok this is how I often feel when I find out one of my shows gets cancelled. The last one being Jane By Design, which some how became a show I looked forward to. Know I will never find out what is going to happen. Damn you ABC Family.

-DVid

Sometimes this is what pops in my head whenever I hear Tigershark. I have no idea where this visual came from, I just know that it gets in my head and will make me giggle to myself like a mental patient watching Family Guy.

-DVid

This one has been floating around in my head for a number of years. I love the original King Kong movie, always have. But at the end with Carl Denham saying the it was beauty that killed beast, it just seemed like the perfect place for a joke. Looking at this now, I realize I should have drawn Denham a little fatter, oh well, live and learn I guess.

-DVid

Here is your Saturday pinup boys and girls, hope you enjoy it.

-DVid

I did this one because some of those guys with the big trucks get on my nerves. Not all of them, just the ones that drive like jerks and think they own the road. Sometime people can really get under my skin, which is one of the reasons I started drawing cartoons. I cant go around beating up everyone who does something I dont like, and I cant hold it in. So I draw things that make fun of them, it makes me feel better.

-DVid

So yeah..... I had a bit of a tough time on this one. It was supposed to be a different joke, but after I drew it, the joke no longer worked, then I had to tap my brain to find something that did work. So in the end it came out alright, but it made me think that I need to work harder on this stuff, kinda feel like I may be half assing it a bit. Anyways I hope you people out there like it.

-DVid

Hey there gang, got another comic here with me poking fun at ol' JC. One day I will come up with some jokes for some of the other Gods, well the ones where I can make fun of them without the fear of his "followers" coming to kill me.

-DVid

 

Here is today's comic, a joke that I have drawn and redrawn a few times over again. Hell I may have even posted it on here and I don't remember. But I wanted to redo it and see if I could make it look a little better.

-DVid

Happy Monday boys and girls, I got a new comic for you today.

See ya all tomorrow with more comics

-DVid

Happy Easter everybody, got a little joke for you today and I hope you all get a kick out of it, if not, well then what the hell are you doing here?

Well there it is gang, hope you all have a Happy Easter and I will catch ya again tomorrow.

-DVid

And here it is peeps, the last Jesus comic, at least for awhile. I would be interest in how YOU my loyal fan..... will like this ending. I had soooo much fun doing this that I am going to try and adapt this style into the way I do all my strips. Well without further a-dude..... yeah it wasnt funny but whatevs, here is that last part in the Jesus comic....

Well? How did you like it? No wait! Don't answer that question, I don't know if I can handle the answer, I will just assume that you liked it. Don't forget to check in again on Sunday for a special Easter comic.


-DVid

Well we are down to just two comics left in this Jesus special. I have gotta admit, I was not a hundred percent on it when I first started, thinking I could do much better with the art. But Now I am actually kinda liking it. I think it just took me getting it out and playing around with the layout of the pages. Well here is part 5 of this 6 part epic, enjoy.....

 

And there is it ladies and gentlemen, we just got one more to go.

-DVid

We are about half way through this week long comic of Jesus vs Pontius Pilate, and I can't wait for you guys to see how it all ends. Also I got some good news, I will be posting a comic on Easter, what can I say I love all holidays and choose to have comics up on them. Well I dont have much else to say right now, so I am going to go watch some cartoons and try to relax before I go to sleep. I have had a very stressful day of watching TV and trying to come up with strange things draw.

Hows it going people? Uh huh  .... uh huh.... uh huh..... ok shut up for sec, I got a comic to post and some stuff to say, I dont have time for no jibber jabber fool. So here is today's comic, part 3 of what I have dubbed Jesus vs Pontius Pilate.

Alright, wasn't that grand? Yeah it was. The art is not all I wanted it to be, but then the image in my head looked like something that freaking Jim Lee or Alex Ross would do, and I am not that kind of artist. So for me, that is pretty good looking. So I have been playing around with some new ideas for this blog, and I will be testing them out here pretty soon. Also I got those two comics I have been promising for awhile .... yep, they are a comin..... sooner or later.

-DVid

Hey gang, so I was kind of worried about this one, but after I chopped it up and pasted it back together, well it all seemed to turn out pretty good. The problem was there was too much dialogue to make it work the way I had originally planned it. But I think one looks better and I can walk away happy.

Hey there gang, sorry this one is late, and I just realized that I did not post on Saturday. I had the drawing all set to go, I just forgot to schedule it and write my post. I have been sooo busy trying to finish this thing. Now  I wasn't going to post these comics this week because I thought they were a little .... well not up to what I wanted them to be. But I didnt have anything else to post, so I am going to post them. Even though I am not to pleased with how they turned out, I do like that I did something outside my comfort zone. So here is part one of my six part Jesus comic this week, you know for Easter and all.

-DVid

Another play on words joke, and one that I have to admit was not totally mine. See I heard this joke on Monday Night Raw about a week ago or so, as Jerry The Kind Lawler said something along these lines. I just took it and made it look silly and stupid, just the way I like it. This is also kind of like the heart attack joke I did along time ago, but it still made me laugh enough that I wanted to put it up.

-DVid

Here is another one about a sea mammal. I have no idea why this popped in my head, but I am glad that it did. Hell this one seemed like such a good idea, to me at least, that I would not be surprised if this joke is some where out there.

-DVid

I came up with this joke one day while watching one of my favorite TV shows, Destination Truth. I love that show for two reasons, one being the talented host Josh Gates, and two because I love Cryptozoology. But I kind of wondered one day, what the hell would happen if those "monster hunters" found what they were looking for. This is one idea of what would happen.

-DVid

Well now this one really makes me laugh, and I assume that you all out there get what I am doing when I had the dolphin say flippa. Come one, we all now that all dolphins out that are offend by the show Flipper, and to them it is a horrible and offensive word, one that only other dolphins can call each other. So remember this when you go to Sea World, or another water park.

-DVid

 Hey there gang, I hope your week has been wonderful and all that. So I have been working on the scripts for one comic, and am trying to figure out what I am going to do with the other one. I really want to get it up soon but I am having a hell of a time coming up with what to do. I got a few ideas for a special Not @ All event that may end up offending a few people, but I hope it will make more people laugh. But until then I got a pinup for you that I worked really hard on, and here it is.

-DVid

In case anyone is wondering out there, yes I do have thing for flies when it comes to art. Hell they are easy enough to draw and all that. Plus the first character I ever came up with was a fly. And this one is a bit political, at least as far as I really want to get into politics with my art for right now.

-DVid

Another stupid one that makes me laugh for no reason what so ever. Really I can not figure out why I like this one so much but I do. I think it might have something to do with the fact that the one guy yelling at his friend is kind of a douche and the look of the big mustache guy. Anywho, it makes me chuckle.

-DVid

This is an idea I have had for a few years now, but everyone I have ever told it to said it was stupid of did not get it. But I still happen to like it and wanted to see it drawn out. I hope somewhere out there, someone is laughing at this one like I am.

-DVid

This is the second dog joke, and most likely not the last if those damn dogs bark alot again. I rushed this one out and was real happy with the way it looked, aside from the fact that there is no background. That is one way that you can tell if I rushed it or not, I tend to skip out on the backgrounds. I like alot more detail in my work but in the end I would rather it be up and online.

-DVid

This is the first park of a two part dog comic, kind of. See I am not a fan of dogs, mainly because I have lived around dogs my whole life and all they do is bark and poop and make me want to punt them in the face. Now if this offends any of you out there, the fact that I would like kick a dog in the tail for being a pain in mine, well then you can suck on my tail. Dogs bite.

-DVid

Hey gang, happy Monday to you all. This one is dedicated to all the ladies out there who have to deal with those guys who just let it rip in the middle of the night. Of course some of you ladies are not exactly that innocent either.

-DVid

Hey gang there is not alot to report on today, just that same as it has been for a little while. I am still working on stuff for the future of this blog, but there was a little set back as I was sick and when I am sick I am very lazy. But I am starting to feel better and starting to get back to work.

So here is a drawing a did a few days ago, playing around with a cartoon style with some of my favorite comic book characters.

I could not think of a good caption for this comic, I mean the picture pretty much says all that needs to be said. Snakes 4 Tots is a bad idea. A bad idea that I think would make us all laugh until we had to clean up the pile of dead children and fat snakes.

-DVid

I did this one not really as a joke but because I have been sick for the past couple of weeks and I could not think of anything funny to do, so I drew this. The spider is there because I have a on going feud with the spiders in my house, and that particular one wants me to get better so we can get back to fighting and feuding.

-DVid

Here is a dumb joke that has sat with me for a number of years now. Whenever I go outside during the winter I think of this joke, I think because it is true. Sometime it really is so cold outside it feels like the weather just slaps you in face.

-DVid

Hey there gang, DVid is here again with another new cartoon. This one came to me one day when I misheard a news story. I thought I heard the news anchor say something about a black guy getting pissed about a racist ghost. I have no idea what the news story was really about, but this idea came into my head, and it just seemed really damned funny to me.

-DVid

 

Hey guys! Look who is back online! Once again I am sorry that it came to this, I am going to get to work on building up more cartoons so that this never happens again. So this cartoon today is something I used to think about when I worked at this store and I would walk by the cotton balls. The art is kind of rushed but I like this style, and the color is supposed to look like that, just playing with stuff and seeing what I can do.

-DVid

Bad news gang!! My digital art tablet and pen and down, and I dont have any comics for this week. Thankfully there are really only like two people that really follow this blog. If there are any new fans out there that are stumbling across my blog, I am sorry that I have nothing for you this week, but I should have all the problems, one of them being a missing digital art pen, fixed by next week. So yeah, that really sucks because this is the first time I will have missed a scheduled post in long time.


Again guys I am sorry, and will work much much harder so this does not happen again.

-DVid

Well it is Saturday again guys and gals. I dont have alot to throw out at ya this week. It is pretty much the same as always, still plugging away at Minimum Wage and building on that stock pile of Not @ All comics. Lots of things on my plate as of late, and trying to find time to do that as well as write things to make money, well it gets to you after awhile. That is why this weekend is just a free and relaxing one before I get back into the grind. Hope you all are having a kick ass weekend as well.

-DVid

Happy Friday to you all out there. The weekend is here and I can smell fun in the air. I plan on taking a day or so to kick back and relax a bit ( my hands are cramping from all the drawing I have been doing .... no really). I hope everyone out there is going to have some fun as well. Today's comic is something that popped in my head when I saw an ad for the new Die Hard film, how many more can they really do?

-DVid

Hey there gang, so this one here is not a joke per say, but just my comment on Google Adsense. See they kind of pissed me off by not letting me sign up for an account, so as far as I am concerned they can kiss my ass. Google Adsense is crap.

-DVid

 Hey gang, this one here is something that I just now finished working on, as I have been busy all day and damn near forgot to finish off the comic today. Thought this idea was kinda funny in my head and really wanted to see how it would look drawn out. I am pleased :-)

-DVid

Heya guys and gals out there. I aint got much to say today as I have been working hard at trying to keep pace with my new work schedule. See I am broke and had to start doing some jobs online to make ends meet, as well as balance the whole being a cartoonist thing here. So I might be kind of quiet on a few days coming up soon. But don't worry I will still be posting comics and other art if need be. Hope everyones week is going well so far.

-DVid