Happy Easter everybody, got a little joke for you today and I hope you all get a kick out of it, if not, well then what the hell are you doing here?

Well there it is gang, hope you all have a Happy Easter and I will catch ya again tomorrow.

-DVid

And here it is peeps, the last Jesus comic, at least for awhile. I would be interest in how YOU my loyal fan..... will like this ending. I had soooo much fun doing this that I am going to try and adapt this style into the way I do all my strips. Well without further a-dude..... yeah it wasnt funny but whatevs, here is that last part in the Jesus comic....

Well? How did you like it? No wait! Don't answer that question, I don't know if I can handle the answer, I will just assume that you liked it. Don't forget to check in again on Sunday for a special Easter comic.


-DVid

Well we are down to just two comics left in this Jesus special. I have gotta admit, I was not a hundred percent on it when I first started, thinking I could do much better with the art. But Now I am actually kinda liking it. I think it just took me getting it out and playing around with the layout of the pages. Well here is part 5 of this 6 part epic, enjoy.....

 

And there is it ladies and gentlemen, we just got one more to go.

-DVid

We are about half way through this week long comic of Jesus vs Pontius Pilate, and I can't wait for you guys to see how it all ends. Also I got some good news, I will be posting a comic on Easter, what can I say I love all holidays and choose to have comics up on them. Well I dont have much else to say right now, so I am going to go watch some cartoons and try to relax before I go to sleep. I have had a very stressful day of watching TV and trying to come up with strange things draw.

Hows it going people? Uh huh  .... uh huh.... uh huh..... ok shut up for sec, I got a comic to post and some stuff to say, I dont have time for no jibber jabber fool. So here is today's comic, part 3 of what I have dubbed Jesus vs Pontius Pilate.

Alright, wasn't that grand? Yeah it was. The art is not all I wanted it to be, but then the image in my head looked like something that freaking Jim Lee or Alex Ross would do, and I am not that kind of artist. So for me, that is pretty good looking. So I have been playing around with some new ideas for this blog, and I will be testing them out here pretty soon. Also I got those two comics I have been promising for awhile .... yep, they are a comin..... sooner or later.

-DVid

Hey gang, so I was kind of worried about this one, but after I chopped it up and pasted it back together, well it all seemed to turn out pretty good. The problem was there was too much dialogue to make it work the way I had originally planned it. But I think one looks better and I can walk away happy.

Hey there gang, sorry this one is late, and I just realized that I did not post on Saturday. I had the drawing all set to go, I just forgot to schedule it and write my post. I have been sooo busy trying to finish this thing. Now  I wasn't going to post these comics this week because I thought they were a little .... well not up to what I wanted them to be. But I didnt have anything else to post, so I am going to post them. Even though I am not to pleased with how they turned out, I do like that I did something outside my comfort zone. So here is part one of my six part Jesus comic this week, you know for Easter and all.

-DVid

Another play on words joke, and one that I have to admit was not totally mine. See I heard this joke on Monday Night Raw about a week ago or so, as Jerry The Kind Lawler said something along these lines. I just took it and made it look silly and stupid, just the way I like it. This is also kind of like the heart attack joke I did along time ago, but it still made me laugh enough that I wanted to put it up.

-DVid

Here is another one about a sea mammal. I have no idea why this popped in my head, but I am glad that it did. Hell this one seemed like such a good idea, to me at least, that I would not be surprised if this joke is some where out there.

-DVid

I came up with this joke one day while watching one of my favorite TV shows, Destination Truth. I love that show for two reasons, one being the talented host Josh Gates, and two because I love Cryptozoology. But I kind of wondered one day, what the hell would happen if those "monster hunters" found what they were looking for. This is one idea of what would happen.

-DVid

Well now this one really makes me laugh, and I assume that you all out there get what I am doing when I had the dolphin say flippa. Come one, we all now that all dolphins out that are offend by the show Flipper, and to them it is a horrible and offensive word, one that only other dolphins can call each other. So remember this when you go to Sea World, or another water park.

-DVid

 Hey there gang, I hope your week has been wonderful and all that. So I have been working on the scripts for one comic, and am trying to figure out what I am going to do with the other one. I really want to get it up soon but I am having a hell of a time coming up with what to do. I got a few ideas for a special Not @ All event that may end up offending a few people, but I hope it will make more people laugh. But until then I got a pinup for you that I worked really hard on, and here it is.

-DVid

In case anyone is wondering out there, yes I do have thing for flies when it comes to art. Hell they are easy enough to draw and all that. Plus the first character I ever came up with was a fly. And this one is a bit political, at least as far as I really want to get into politics with my art for right now.

-DVid

Another stupid one that makes me laugh for no reason what so ever. Really I can not figure out why I like this one so much but I do. I think it might have something to do with the fact that the one guy yelling at his friend is kind of a douche and the look of the big mustache guy. Anywho, it makes me chuckle.

-DVid

This is an idea I have had for a few years now, but everyone I have ever told it to said it was stupid of did not get it. But I still happen to like it and wanted to see it drawn out. I hope somewhere out there, someone is laughing at this one like I am.

-DVid

This is the second dog joke, and most likely not the last if those damn dogs bark alot again. I rushed this one out and was real happy with the way it looked, aside from the fact that there is no background. That is one way that you can tell if I rushed it or not, I tend to skip out on the backgrounds. I like alot more detail in my work but in the end I would rather it be up and online.

-DVid

This is the first park of a two part dog comic, kind of. See I am not a fan of dogs, mainly because I have lived around dogs my whole life and all they do is bark and poop and make me want to punt them in the face. Now if this offends any of you out there, the fact that I would like kick a dog in the tail for being a pain in mine, well then you can suck on my tail. Dogs bite.

-DVid

Hey gang, happy Monday to you all. This one is dedicated to all the ladies out there who have to deal with those guys who just let it rip in the middle of the night. Of course some of you ladies are not exactly that innocent either.

-DVid

Hey gang there is not alot to report on today, just that same as it has been for a little while. I am still working on stuff for the future of this blog, but there was a little set back as I was sick and when I am sick I am very lazy. But I am starting to feel better and starting to get back to work.

So here is a drawing a did a few days ago, playing around with a cartoon style with some of my favorite comic book characters.

I could not think of a good caption for this comic, I mean the picture pretty much says all that needs to be said. Snakes 4 Tots is a bad idea. A bad idea that I think would make us all laugh until we had to clean up the pile of dead children and fat snakes.

-DVid

I did this one not really as a joke but because I have been sick for the past couple of weeks and I could not think of anything funny to do, so I drew this. The spider is there because I have a on going feud with the spiders in my house, and that particular one wants me to get better so we can get back to fighting and feuding.

-DVid

Here is a dumb joke that has sat with me for a number of years now. Whenever I go outside during the winter I think of this joke, I think because it is true. Sometime it really is so cold outside it feels like the weather just slaps you in face.

-DVid

Hey there gang, DVid is here again with another new cartoon. This one came to me one day when I misheard a news story. I thought I heard the news anchor say something about a black guy getting pissed about a racist ghost. I have no idea what the news story was really about, but this idea came into my head, and it just seemed really damned funny to me.

-DVid

 

Hey guys! Look who is back online! Once again I am sorry that it came to this, I am going to get to work on building up more cartoons so that this never happens again. So this cartoon today is something I used to think about when I worked at this store and I would walk by the cotton balls. The art is kind of rushed but I like this style, and the color is supposed to look like that, just playing with stuff and seeing what I can do.

-DVid