Bad news gang!! My digital art tablet and pen and down, and I dont have any comics for this week. Thankfully there are really only like two people that really follow this blog. If there are any new fans out there that are stumbling across my blog, I am sorry that I have nothing for you this week, but I should have all the problems, one of them being a missing digital art pen, fixed by next week. So yeah, that really sucks because this is the first time I will have missed a scheduled post in long time.


Again guys I am sorry, and will work much much harder so this does not happen again.

-DVid

Well it is Saturday again guys and gals. I dont have alot to throw out at ya this week. It is pretty much the same as always, still plugging away at Minimum Wage and building on that stock pile of Not @ All comics. Lots of things on my plate as of late, and trying to find time to do that as well as write things to make money, well it gets to you after awhile. That is why this weekend is just a free and relaxing one before I get back into the grind. Hope you all are having a kick ass weekend as well.

-DVid

Happy Friday to you all out there. The weekend is here and I can smell fun in the air. I plan on taking a day or so to kick back and relax a bit ( my hands are cramping from all the drawing I have been doing .... no really). I hope everyone out there is going to have some fun as well. Today's comic is something that popped in my head when I saw an ad for the new Die Hard film, how many more can they really do?

-DVid

Hey there gang, so this one here is not a joke per say, but just my comment on Google Adsense. See they kind of pissed me off by not letting me sign up for an account, so as far as I am concerned they can kiss my ass. Google Adsense is crap.

-DVid

 Hey gang, this one here is something that I just now finished working on, as I have been busy all day and damn near forgot to finish off the comic today. Thought this idea was kinda funny in my head and really wanted to see how it would look drawn out. I am pleased :-)

-DVid

Heya guys and gals out there. I aint got much to say today as I have been working hard at trying to keep pace with my new work schedule. See I am broke and had to start doing some jobs online to make ends meet, as well as balance the whole being a cartoonist thing here. So I might be kind of quiet on a few days coming up soon. But don't worry I will still be posting comics and other art if need be. Hope everyones week is going well so far.

-DVid

Hey there folks, DVid here with a new comic, I give you cousin It's cousin. It is kinda of odd and dumb, which is why I like it.

-DVid

Hey gang, its Saturday again. And I am here again to tell you that I have done some pretty decent breakdowns for future Not @ All comics, as well as written a number of scripts for Minimum Wage. I don't know if I said it before, but if I did I am saying it again, I am hoping that I will have MW up before Summer hits. Soon I may post some sneak peaks at a few of the characters and such. So as always, stay tuned, or logged in, as things will pick up here pretty soon. Other then that I dont have much to post, except that I am super excited that Walking Dead is back.

So before I go, I got something here that I did the other night. Just playing with designs and styles. Here it is my fans.

-DVid

Hey guys, this joke is something I know we all should be thinking about. How many of us as a child would stick our tongues on a 9 volt battery to feel that little shock? Well now you know the truth, the 9 volts are pervs, just waiting for some innocent young boy or girl to lick them. Shame on you 9 volts, taking advantage of the youth of America.

-DVid

Here is something for V-Day my peeps and peepettes. I love the way this joke turned out. And just to throw it out there, I am not a fan of Valentines Day.... yep, don't like it.

-DVid

 

This is an idea that I have had for awhile, I just didn't know how to draw it out. But this one seemed to turn out pretty decent. Part of me wants to draw this joke out further, as I often wonder how the steel chair would work during sex.

-DVid

Here is a joke I have been sitting on for a little while guys. I thought this one up .... huh, must have been about a year ago. I just got tired of people talking about the whole iPad thing. And of course it also shows some of my hatred for apple and their cult like status.


-DVid

Here something kinda dumb that I really liked. The girl looks a little odd, I was trying to make her look shocked, but it didn't turn out as well as I wanted. Other then that it all looks good to me.

-DVid

Hey there folks, DVid here with ya again on yet another wonderful weekend. It is Saturday and I am sitting in bed writing this with some cartoons on in the back ground. Crappy cartoons, since most of the cartoons on in the mornings now suck. Ahhh remember the days when you would get up early on a Saturday, go and grab a bowl of cereal, the one loaded with sugar, then sit in front of the TV and watch some really cool and fun cartoons? I feel sorry for the newer generation, as they have mostly cheap cartoons that are written down, like the kids are stupid or something. Or ones that are Japanese reruns, cartoons that aired over there like four or five years ago. Oh well, since I am not a kid anymore it's not that big a deal, but I would sure hate to be one again.

So like always, I am just posting this to tell you that good things are on their way, at least I hope they are. I am writing some scripts, almost finished with them. Then I am going to get back to work on drawing them, and inking them. So with any luck it not be too long until I put up my new comic. It is just hard to do Not @ All and work on the new one at the same time. But that is what happens when I get lazy.


Catch ya later folks. Next Saturdays blog will be better ...... promise.


-DVid

Here is yet another joke that popped in my head when I was out this week. Was not sure how it would look when it was done. Also was kind of worried it may offend a few people out there, but then I realized that I didn't care and just thought it was funny.

-DVid

Thought of this one a few days ago when I was out shopping. I was with someone who was taking forever to look at stuff, and I was thinking about I would die in the store, the shopping vultures picking the flesh from my bones, leaving nothing but a skeleton, before she got done. So when it was all said and done, I came home and drew this.

-DVid

 

 

Hey ya folks. So as you can tell by this one, I have a little thing for a little game called Mortal Kombat. And I just loved the idea of a cat and mouse fighting as Sub-Zero and Scorpion. Yeah this is cool to me, hope you all like it.

-DVid

Alright folks, you know be to be the honest kind of person and I am going to say this about this joke. I like the joke, it made me chuckle when I did it. That being said, I am not a hundred percent happy with the way the art turned out. But I dont wanna skip a day, so I am going to post it. I hope you guys out there like this one more then I do.

-DVid

Hey there people out there in internet land. DVid here again with an odd vision from the odd place I call my mind. I always wondered what a tampon would say if it knew what it was used for. I would assume it would be something along these lines. Oh and by the way, I know that I didn't have anything new up on Saturday, that was my fault, I just flat out forgot to plan one for Saturday. I rushed to try and get one ready for Thursday, then found a good one for Friday, then just forgot to write my weekly blog for Saturday. But I'm sure most of you skip out on Saturday anyways, and I did not have anything new and important to share anyways. Catch ya later folks.

-DVid

Ok so you may have noticed that there is no Not @ All logo on this one. Well this was actually an idea I had for a birthday card, but decided to post it as a cartoon instead, although I might still do it. But anyways, I had thought I did have it on here, but must have forgotten, along with adding a signature as well apparently. Oh well, its still a good one.

-DVid